- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

hey guys im gay

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What's 9+10 Ebola

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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