- Anti Joke

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

You had better thumbs up this post.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Poop

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Click here to end the world.

anti-joke.ru - russian style

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

run farther?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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