- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

A Duck walks into a bar.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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