If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

binladin walks into the american seals

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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