What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Mogok Papiti.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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