What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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João Duarte reads this.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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