- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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