Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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