- Anti Joke

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Manchester City

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Caolan and Eamon

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Roses are red, Violets are violet,