What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

my egg roll

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What comes after 69? 70

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Face...the other white meat!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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