Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Face...the other white meat!

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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National security?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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how man

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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