- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

One time at band camp.............that's it........

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