Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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