What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Women's Rights..

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Anti Joke

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