- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What do you call an arab ?

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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