- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

What do you call an arab ?

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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