- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Is your refrigerator running? No.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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