Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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