Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Please don't shoot me

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Ehh

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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