u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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