- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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