Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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