- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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