- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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