- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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