- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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