What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Ily bae

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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