The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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