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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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