How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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