how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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A man penetrates another man.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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