- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

What is black and has no education A tire.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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