Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Women's professional sports

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Democracy.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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