- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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