What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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