- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Your Mum is soo fat.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

A man buys a prius

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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