- Anti Joke

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Pickles are powerful

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.