Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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