A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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whats black and strange a paki

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

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