How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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