Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

A gay man watches football.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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