- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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