- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

i committed murder

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

haha

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

I love you

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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