- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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