- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

I think everybody should have a penis.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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