- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

What did the old man say? Im old

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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