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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

baloney sandwich

What's 2+2? Fish

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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