- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

The duck didn't cross the road.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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