- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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