A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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the WNBA

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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