Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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