What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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