- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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