What's your blood type? Red.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

thumb_up thumb_down -9

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

thumb_up thumb_down -9

i found waldo.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Emily Walker.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops