- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is older than history?

Women's professional sports

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

vote this down and i will DOX you

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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