- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Cancer

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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