You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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