- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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