How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Niall Horan

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Llamaworm

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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