What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

what goes boo a sock

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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