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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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