BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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