- Anti Joke

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What did the old man say? Im old

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!