How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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