nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

haha Otarts was here

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

every knight i see an owl at window

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Anti Joke

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