How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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