5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

I have suicidal thoughts

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

TELL

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Stephen Hawking

Where's the soap?

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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