CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Penis chickens

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