- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Phew... it's gone.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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