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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

whats brown and booky a book.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

whats brown and booky a book.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

whats brown and booky a book.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs