Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Neil Lewis

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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