- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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