How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Immigration Laws

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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