what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Turkeys are obese

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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