your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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