mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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