Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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where's mom I killed her

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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