Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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