Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Not a joke.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

irish man drinking john smiths

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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