What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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