- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

An Aisian failed a test

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What is green and slow Grass.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

girls basketball

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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