What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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