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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Chris is hairy

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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