- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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