- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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