- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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