What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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