What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Two planes walk into an office building

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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