Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

what do you call a black guy african american

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What is both bold and brash? Fox

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

You're a big fat monkey.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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