- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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