- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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