- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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