whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Massie is a fatass

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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