Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

A cat playing laser tag.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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