Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Beka has AIDS

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

derp

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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