How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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