Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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