A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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dry handjob

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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