- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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