- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

can you pass the soap?

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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