- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

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