- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Women's rights

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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