Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Water? I hardly know her.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Women's Rights

Fine, ladies first.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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