- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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