- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Obama

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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