why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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