- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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