what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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