What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Kyle grund parker coffey

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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